On the phone trying to explain my current body shape to mum (who has not seen me in a couple of weeks) in relation to pants, and the realisation I will have to go shopping and purchase some new ones soon.
"They're kind of where my hips... oh hell! I have no body parts anymore! Only a torso with a bump in front!"
Farewell hips and waist, it's been wonderful knowing you.
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